Aliens refuse to make circles in GM crops

Aliens refuse to make circles in GM crops
http://www.weeklyworldinquisitor.com/id/31/

Only the best, most natural crops are good enough for aliens

The long-terms effects of these 'frankenstein crops' are just so
uncertain
Health-conscious ETs steer clear of genetically modified plants

by Dick Kennedy, UFO Correspondent

Alien visitors to planet Earth are boycotting genetically modified
(GM) crops,
claims a leading scientist.

Buck Uranus, chief astronomer for the William H Carpenter Foundation
in Nevada,
believes the extraterrestrials are refusing to create crop circles in
GM maize,
wheat and other cereals because of fears of possible side-effects.

The scientist has conducted a major survey of crop circles created
over the
past five years and says he has not found a single example left in
fields
containing GM crops.

"In my spare time, I channel messages from alien beings," said
Uranus, "and
"from what I've been
hearing, these guys have got some serious reservations about what
we're doing
down here. One of them told me he's even thinking of using another
planet for
his artwork."

According to Uranus, one shape-shifting lizard said: "The long-term
effects of
these 'frankenstein crops' are just so uncertain. Let's face it, it's
not
natural. And after the rigours of crossing many light years of space
in order
to leave some pretty patterns in your fields, we'd rather not take
that extra
risk."

The visitors from outer space also have fears about contamination of
plants on
their own worlds, says Uranus. He claims that one Gray told him:
"Just imagine
? we accidentally pick up a few seeds on our undercarriage and take
them home
without knowing. They could spread like wildfire then and we'd end up
paying
Monsanto an annual fee just to grow flooble beans on our own planet.
Madness."

Monsanto has not commented on these allegations.