Armando Iannucci - Boris's barnet for bad boys
After a court ruling, I have been ordered to publish my expenses. My expenses for last week are:
1) Hawk: £145.37
2) Hawk training: £650
3) Three Jersey cows as hawk-prey: £3,200
4) Purchase of balloons with face of Jersey cow on them: £23
5) Taxi to BBC TV studios for recording of I'd Do Anything: £17.54
6) Waiting time and return journey of taxi, while I go into BBC TV Centre and hold three balloons with cow heads on them near Andrew Lloyd Webber's face and then release hawk: £219.43 but worth every penny.
posted by thevacuumcleaner at
14:36
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