Carbon Trading - The Final Solution

Carbon Trading - The Final Solution

Calling all bankers, financiers, insurers, capitalists, free
marketeers and money makers.

The World Association of Carbon Traders (WACT) will be joining The
Wave (www.the-wave.org.uk), Saturday 5th of December, Central London,
leaving the trading floor and taking our message to the streets.

For decades experts have been telling us about the scale and severity
of man-made climate change. At first we didn't believe them. Surely
climate change was bad for business. That is, until the penny dropped,
and we realised that climate change presented a real and present
opportunity - we could get people to pay to pollute the air that they
had previously polluted for free!

We threw ourselves into speaking at high profile international events,
and put our lobbying weight behind the effort, and quickly we had the
ears of the powerful and a growing consensus emerged: Carbon Trading
is the final solution, the only way forward- one solution, trading
pollution.

So, if like us, you think Carbon Trading is the investment opportunity
of a generation, join us in your pinstripes and braces to celebrate
the British government's support of free market solutions at the
Copenhagen Climate Conference.

People once scoffed at the idea of carbon markets, but who's laughing
now?

Greed is Good, Greed is Green, let Greed Lead!

CARBON TRADING INDUCTION – Dec 3rd

If you're planning to join the Carbon Trading Block, we strongly
recommend that you attend the induction where you will learn how to
make loads of money from green capitalism, how to talk the talk and
walk the walk, chaps.

Come to Toynbee Studios, 28 Commercial St, E1 6AB – 7PM (Sharp)
Thursday the 3rd

ON THE WAVE:

Meet at: North End of Berkeley Square

Time: 11:30am

Dress Code: Dress appropriately for someone of your economic prowess
and the weather. Suits and office wear to let the government know who
they're dealing with. Pin stripes and red braces preferable. Don't let
us get confused with the general rabble. Dreadlocks, knitwear and
ethnic garments will be strictly kept out of the WACT by our private
security.

We shall be marching behind a banner reading "Carbon Trading – The
Final Solution". Placards with slogans such as "One Solution – Trading
Pollution" and "In Markets we Trust" will be provided by the PR team,
as will fliers laying out our position.

Legal advice: Should a policeman approach you adopt a suitably
belittling tone and make it clear what class he serves and who pays
his wages.